Stupid Question?

Im sitting at work right now bored as hell and im surfing the net to stay awake. Well, If you're a google search user (who isn't?), you already know that as you type in the search box, google tries to complete your search question as best as possible. As I typed in random words and google attempted to complete my search question... I have come to the realization that people out there search for the weirdest motherfu*king things. Here are just a few examples:

My personal favorites are: Why do blind people rock? (HAHA!) Why do asians wear face masks? Why do Indians shake their heads? and the one that made me laugh out loud... "Why do white people smell like wet dogs?"... HAHAHAHAHA... I am not laughing because I think you white people smell like wet dogs, so don't go KKK up in here. I'm laughing more at the events that must have taken place to encourage someone to take time and type that question into google. 517,000 someones to be exact. Personally, when I search for something like that in such a specific question form, I would have to have been affected in a major way to even spend time typing it in that fashion. The only times I have taken the effort to type in questions with such distinct form is when I am searching for something at work that I HAVE to find, or when I am trully distressed about a situation. 517 thousand people out there have experienced a human that smelled like a wet dog. HAHAHAHA. It's even funnier because those people knew EXACTLY what it was they thought they were smelling.

I can just imagine that person walking down the street, on their way to wherever they may be going...suddenly, a white man passes by...*smell*... "That guy smells like a wet animal of some sort..I can't put my finger on it...a wet..a wet...A WET DOG! Thats it, a wet DOG! But WHY?? WHY?? I HAVE to know the reasoning behind his smell!!"... *runs home to computer and searches for answers*.

Well, let me tell you something...That is one of those questions that I DO NOT have to search on google.com to know the answer to. With a mix of an educated guess and common sense, you should be able to come to the conclusion that they smell that way because they either, 1) Own a dog 2) They dont bathe and just smell like sh*t. I am not an advocate of smelling like crap, so if you smell like a wet dog, please take a shower. And I also dont support searching for idiotic questions like those. (although hilarious).

I wont lie people... I have also had my share of stupid questions I have searched. Here are a few examples:

- What do blind people dream about?

- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.

- Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when taking a shower, but normally, he doesnt even wear pants?

Yes...I admit...I've searched these stupid questions before...

In conclusion, when people tell you, "there is no such thing as a stupid question"...ask them politely if you can pull down their pants and start smacking them in the butt.... Is THAT a stupid question? Or if they can give you a boost with their arms while you jump your hardest so that you can punch the moon in the face. Is THAT a stupid question? Anyways... my work phone just rang and someone is about to ask me a stupid question so I have to go.

- Triggernuts