Silent Rant: Common Courtesy - v. 1.0
Short and simple rant:
If you are trying to enter an elevator after the doors open on your floor and there are already 8-10 other individuals who are trying to get out on said floor, YOU LET DEM MUVAHFACKERS OUT, EEEDYOOOTS!!! (especially if they're wheeling out big carts of shiet)
People who force-feed themselves into already packed elevators that have yet to release themselves of their temporary cargo are only making lives harder for everyone, themselves included. As to why they do so in the first place, I find myself at a loss for rationale. Is they thinking that they will actually get to their intended destinations that much sooner? Do they lack the common sense to see that it would be so much easier to let them bastoids out the fackin elevator, pre-empting the need to say sorry constantly for the 30 seconds it took for you to squeeze into that already overflowing 6x6 area filled to the brim with fat-asses such as myself? (and that's another story, don't say you're sorry you dum biatch... JUST MOVE OUT DA FACKIN' WAY!)
The joys of living in a multi-cultural society, "where making excuses for not using your brain happens."
-Movements in Silence-
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