Worlds Strongest/Slowest Motorcycle

Defying the laws of physics.

- Triggernuts

Who Stole Your Car?

Did you mean...

- Triggernuts

Toronto,Chi,Orleans,Detroit

This remix will be showcased on Lebrons upcoming tv special...did not like eminems part.

- Triggernuts

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- Triggernuts

Hov & Drake

From Hovs upcoming album...thoughts?

- Triggernuts

RUN!

Vaughan got hit HARD! Atleast the Vaughan and Woodbridge community were probably dressed in their Kappa tracksuits. So running away from this giant mofo wouldn't have been a problem.

- Triggernuts

Avatar Trailer

First look at James Cameron's Avatar

- Triggernuts

Canadian hiphop meets the West

"before rap my last name was my lifestyle
and when i visualize success it looked like right now
what was once was grey skies is now white clouds
and i did it with the ones yall said was not the right crowd
follow my steps, and youll see what i'm about
i keep my money coming in and never going out"

Woooooooo...This is what I'M talking about. NIPSEY!!!

- Triggernuts

Tdot 08/20/2009

This storm was fu*ked! Downtown Toronto looked like Independence Day when that big ass spaceship came out of the clouds!

- Triggernuts

Hov, Ri, Kelly, Kerri

- Triggernuts

Life Is Risky Business

"Every now and then say, 'what the fuck'.
'what the fuck' gives you freedom.
freedom brings opportunity.
opportunity makes your future."

Sometimes, the best advice, is the simplest advice. People tend to overthink there current place in life and what the future has to bring. Sometimes you just have to accept the fact that you do not have control of every aspect of life. You may have control over your actions, but the results will never be what you expect because other peoples choices will also factor into the equation. Believe it or not, there is a scientific term for this. It is called Sensitive Dependence On Initial Conditions within the Chaos Theory. But to put it into words which you and I could grasp faster, Tom Cruise says...



- Triggernuts

Random Thought: Driving

While driving today, I noticed something weird that some people do... I was driving on the highway headed to work and saw a bunch of random cars dodging the hell out of this dead bird on the ground. Mind you it wasn't a fresh dead bird, it was just the remnants of a bird. More specifically flat dried out feathers on the road. So yeah you see cars, vans, trucks and what not swerving the hell out of these feathers path like the feathers were made of nails or some sh*t. Why do we as drivers do that??? I wont lie, I do the same sh*t...I remember times when I would be driving and swerve like crazy and be like, "OH SHIT A NEWSPAPER ON THE GROUND!!! AHHHH!!" or be driving on an empty side street and see a coffee cup and go nuts and be like "OH SH*T AHHHHH!" I find it really weird. I swear there could be a little piece of white paper on the ground, as long as its folded upwards a little bit, I would dodge that sh*t like it was a landmine. You guys do it too. Dont lie, I've seen you.

- Triggernuts

Random Thought: Phonetics

So you know when you make a phone call to a business or just to anyone in general where you have to spell something? Does anyone else do the whole phonetic lettering thing? You know, when you name something that starts with the first letter of the word? (A as in Apple, B as in Banana etc..) Well yeah, when I used to work in my previous job I would make a few calls to clients and ask for specific items to purchase. So I called a client and their secretary picked up... I asked to order a part called AMPW205... So I made the order and the lady on the other line read back my order to me but this time using phonetic lettering...before I go on let me explain to you why phonetic letters are useful... they are useful for letters that SOUND alike when you say them. For example "N" and "M", "T" and "P". So yeah, the lady on the phone read each letter, "A" as in "APPLE" etc...then she gets to "W"... Ok lady, if you ever read this, this is just a friendly advice... by trying to find a word that starts with "W" confuses the whole situation more than by simply saying "W". This was an asian lady as well so she had a thick accent... she was like, "DUBBA YOU as in...umm..WADDABUFFALOW"... I was like, what in the hell?..... What in the hell did she just say? What in the world letter in the english alphabet would I confuse the letter "W" for??? Did she think Id be like, "Wait, wait..did you just say 'double-you', or was that the other letter in our alphabet 'double-q's?'"... anyways yeah, lady you cracked me up. Stop doing that.

- Triggernuts

Random Thought: Walk It Out

I remember one time when I was walking in the underground path trying to get to union station. This was when I first started walking in that path so I used to get lost all the time. If anyone here is planning to learn that path, be my guest, but ill tell you this much... Bring a motherfu*king GPS or something because it was like walking in those damn maze puzzles you used to get with your happy meals at mcdonalds. You know the one where you try to draw a line from one end to the other and you keep getting blocked off and you're crying and sh*t and the fries in your mouth is falling out of your mouth and you're looking around for help and your eyes are watery and the salt from the fries stick to your eyelids and then it goes into your eyes and it hurts and you think you're dying and will need eyeball transplant..................ya like that. Anyways, I was TRYING to get to union station but I kept taking the wrong fu*king turn! It was only this day that I realized that I had the weirdest most wack as hell habit...EVERY TIME I would make a wrong turn, instead of just turning back quickly and acknowledging that I'm going the wrong direction, I would pretend my phone rang and I would pretend to look at it and do a slick little 180 to go the other direction. It was a quick little, "oh look someones calling me" do a turn and walk. Whats even more embarrassing to admit is that I did this while I made a little angry face acting like the pretend guy on the phone was the reason I was lost......I know some of you have done this in the past. DON'T LIE! If its not the cellphone trick, its the little check your watch trick, or check your shoelaces... no matter what the slick move is, its still weird. And you, like myself are a weird motherfu*ker. So stop it.

- Triggernuts

Random Thought: VHS Tapes

Do you guys remember a time when you would go into Blockbuster or any other video rental place and rent VHS casettes? I was one of the last people to buy a dvd player when they were first released. I actually only bought a dvd player a few years ago. Anyways, my question is, do any of you remember when they replaced the vhs movies in blockbuster for the dvd movies? did it just happen overnight or some sh*t? Im far from being "technologically challenged" but when I walked into blockbuster right when the changeover happened I was freaking out. I was looking around and sh*t wondering where the hell all of the vhs tapes went. Did they just one day throw that sh*t out? did they give them away? cause if they did, i'll take them! did they send out a newsletter to all blockbuster card holders saying that their vhs machines are now obsolete and youre a poor bastard if you still own one? cause i didnt get that memo thats for damn sure. i walked into the store like a baffoon asking the early teen employee where the vhs tapes were. this kid had no idea what i was talking about either. i remember him looking at me like i was from the 1930s. then i remember him looking at me all smug saying, "heh, its all dvds now. its new." well thank you scientist for that explanation. i can fuc*king clearly see its all dvds and its new. seeing that the store was filled with moronic child workers, i remember trying to find a section for the vhs tapes. another employee of indian descent came up to me and says, "hey sir, if you are the looking for the casettes taping it is in the back." i know whats in the back of blockbuster. in the back is where the porn movies are and the other filth. this indian guy tried to do some entrapment sh*t on me. trying to make a vhs owner look like a perv too. anyways this post has no point. i just remembered that day because someone at work mentioned vhs. and i know i didnt use proper gramar or punctuation in this post because this was a spur of the moment post. but yeah, where the fuck did all of the vhs tapes go? did they just burn that sh*t in a big pile because they were ashamed of its insolent existance??? man...the same sh*t better not happen to dvds because of blueray. i dont want to buy a whole new collection of that sh*t.

- Triggernuts

Somethings Fishy...

I thought these photos were altered in some way... and unfortunately, they WEREN'T altered at all! These are sheephead fish or pacu fish. They have chompers like humans! This sh*t is trippy as hell.





- Triggernuts

Worlds Largest Spherical Panorama

Wow. Check this out if you are a photo buff.

-1200 raw pics with Canon5D MKII FL 100mm -> 310 for full sphere
-exposure between 15sec and 1/2sec-focus stacking and 3 WB settings (3k, 5.5k, 9k)
-NN5
-PTGui
-3 days running to calc the sphere-cube size 32768x32768 (5.3gigs)
-8hrs photoshooting
-2 months of editing

- Triggernuts

Got in early to do work but ended up blogging OBG: Wed. August 19th, 2009

Total w/ The Notorious B.I.G. - Can't You See (New Jersey Drive Soundtrack)



"My rap's rhymes is like land mines
One step, ka-boom, black suits fill the room"

-MiS-

More Drake Spoofin'

I was ridin' this song hard when it first came out (and still jam to it)... but damn, Drake can't catch a break. Nevertheless funny stuff...



"...hold on just let me check my phone!"

-MiS-

Memories of Grade 9 OBG: Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Shout outs to -hidden surveillance on this joint... I know you know this one.

Veronica feat. Craig Mack - No One But You



-MiS-

Gah

She's 50...and still doin it up...but is it just me or is her pose just awkward

at least her shoes game is on point.

im wearing the shoe that fits.

-hidden surveillance

Too Much $#!+ on My Plate OBG: Monday, August 17th, 2009

Can't believe I'm calling this one an OBG...

Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell - Beautiful




"On the eastside, thats the crew I choose
Nothin I do is new to you (oh-hooo!)
I smack up the world if they rude to you (ehh...)
cause baby girl you so beautiful..."

-MiS-

The Hyperizers ft. DJ Quik - Don't Criticize (Hyperize)

Advertisin' just hit a whole another level; Nike does it once again. Let's see if you can guess who the Hyperizers are...



Ice-O has a sick flow!

-MiS-

The Expandables

This is possibly the most badass movie that will ever be released in theatres. I'm not saying that it will be a GOOD movie by any means...well if youre a stupid flaming queer it wont be...but it will be great to the rest of us who grew up watching these guys kill and stomp on people left and right. These guys have shot, stabbed, and punched their way into my generations hearts. If you are a true action fan, you will recognize the true greatness of this cast. Just to name a few:

Sylvester Stallone

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bruce Willis

Jason Statham

Jet LiD

Dolph Lundgren

Eric Roberts

Randy Couture

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Terry Crews

Mickey Rourke

The Nogueira Brothers

David Zayas

... this may actually be a really corny movie..HAHAHAH.. but still... this will be like the Oceans 11 of kicking ass! watch it!

- Triggernuts

Women....

Feminism was a strong and fairly effective movement wasn't it?  Women can vote now, they can get jobs, and now, it seems, men are doing all of the goddamn cooking.  Well, this oughta set you women back a few notches:

Original youtube video

-Jack the Stripper

IGN Video: DJ Hero Xbox 360 Gameplay - Common vs Masta Ace (Expert)

IGN Video: DJ Hero Xbox 360 Gameplay - Common vs Masta Ace (Expert)


I am currently having a nerdgasm.

Need a fackin' coffee OBG: Wed., August 12th, 2009

Masta Ace Inc. - INC Ride



"As we flex and get fly, you cry
The roof is on fire but my name ain't Left Eye
Punks be all up on it like a Charlotte Hornet
but they full of Chicago Bull-shit cuz they don't want it"

The Price of Victory

Insomnia's a bitch. I seem to suffer from it with frightening frequency these days. It's probably a combination of accumulated stress, age, and eating stupid things before I sleep. In any case, whenever I can't sleep I find myself staring out of my window; the same window I've been staring out of for the past 20 years. I see the same tree, although it's gotten a little larger, and I also see the same street light, even though the city moved it to the right a few feet (my tax dollars at work no doubt). I also see the moon sometimes during the summer, as it floats through the sky between the tree and the street light. I've seen that damned moon float by that goddamn window for most of my life, and I can't help but be reminded of what I used to think about while staring out through that window.

Annoyingly enough this just further exacerbates my insomnia, as I begin a depressing journey back through time. Those past summers where I lay in bed, staring out that window, wondering what school was going to be like in September. Or day dreaming about my superhero-like antics while saving the Universe, and consequently, all life on Earth. Or even of all of the wonderful adventures I would one day have on a beautiful tropical island somewhere.

Before I got my first car, I used to day dream about the monster project car that I would one day build. I used to think up fancy martial arts moves and combos to try out on the mat the next day. I used to play out scenarios in my head about what I wanted to accomplish, and when I'd have it accomplished by. I've lost count of how many past crushes and old flames I used to think about while I peered out of that window. Hell, I even remember some of my sleepless nights during University, where I looked out through that window wondering about my future. Would I ever find a job? Can I hang in long enough to graduate? I distinctly remember the amount of pressure I felt at those times, and how it felt to have the fear run through my veins. I couldn't imagine myself ever getting through it, but I still looked out that window imagining better times when those feelings would be nothing more than a thing of the past.

That window had always been like a portal to the future for me. If there was ever something for me to worry or wonder about, I'd stare out through that window and peer into the endless night sky. I'd keep doing that until the moon went from one end of the window to the other, and, on occassion, I'd even witness it disappear as the sun rose out of the ground to replace it in the sky.

I came to a sad realization recently. As I lay there, struggling to sleep, staring out of that same dirty ass window, at the same but older moon, I couldn't help but notice how different it felt. All I seemed to think about was the past, and the only thing I felt was remorse.

Looking back, it would seem that I have managed to fulfill most of my desires. The things I used to day dream about while sitting in that bed have been carried out. Project car? Built and passed down. University? I somehow graduated and found a job. I'm cheating death on a daily basis on my motorcycle, living a life that should be somewhat fulfilling, and am as close as anyone can possibly be to being a superhero. So what's the problem, you ask? Well, the problem seems to be that somewhere between the daydream and the reality, I lost the piece of myself that thought up that dream in the first place. Like an unfunny, cosmic joke, it seems that the child that desired to be the man I am today, grew up and decided to be something else.

Suddenly, I find myself lying in that same bed, looking out through that same window, longing for the past. Not because I miss being young, or miss the care-free nature of school. No, I miss having hope. I miss that euphoric feeling I used to have while thinking about my wonderful future, and the comfort and happiness I used to get out of daydreaming about the possibilities. The only thing I see when I look out that window is what I used to be, and how I used to feel about life. I don't see the future anymore, because I know there isn't a future worth looking out to.

Is this the price that I had to pay for my success; for my victory? While fighting this war we call life, it seems that I made too many compromises, and lost too much of myself on the battlefield. I am everything I have ever wanted to be, doing everything I have ever wanted to do, but I still feel like I lost. Somewhere in the whirlwind I let go of the very thing I was fighting for, and now all I see when I look out of that window is regret.

-Jack the Stripper

Are You Chicken?

Has anyone else seen this? This is my first time seeing it. This sh*t is crazy! A fried chicken patty, 2 slices of cheese, 2 slices of bacon, and another fried chicken patty! For those of you who don't see it, there are NO buns. It has been replaced with chicken! This right here is a fat persons dream sandwich.

- Triggernuts

What Da Fack Did I Do with My Morning OBG - Tues., August 11th, 2009

Groove Theory - Tell Me (Sorry, no video)



-MiS-

Random

Random Thought:

Fine the G-Shock watch is cool. Fine. But damn we sported those in highschool, even elementary for some. Stop trying to be Kanye and stop sporting them already. I see them too much now it's becoming so common I can just look at you from far away and guess that you're wearing a g-shock. Or maybe I just work with too many kanye wannabe skinny jean wearing hipsters.


That is all.



ps. Today's weather is hotter than Lucifer's choda.

-hidden surveillance

Almost-lunch Oh Bee Gee: Monday, August 10th, 2009

Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes to Worst



"I got worldwide family all over the earth
And I worry 'bout em all for whatever it's worth
From the birth to the hearse, the streets, the guns burst
Words I disperse are here to free minds
And if mine are needy I need to feed mine"

-MiS-

Iron Man 2 Trailer

So apparently, some dude from a Comic convention leaked this trailer which he videotaped while they previewed it at the event. All star cast, thats for sure. (Don Cheadle, Scarlett, Rourke...the list goes on)... warmachine right at the end of the preview looks badass!



- Triggernuts

Got Fight?

Forrest Griffin is an advocate of pointing out who and who are not the douchebags of this world. For that, and for being able to smash skulls, we salute you.

Here is an excerpt from Forrests book, "Got Fight?" which is now available for purchase.

Got Fight?

The Definitive Definition That Defines a Douche Bag

"One day, while I was supposed to be writing down some intelligent shit to put into this book, I took a cruise to the store and noticed all these stupid- ass numbers on the back of high- end cars—e46 m3, e83 x3, e320. None of the numbers made any sense, but it got me thinking about the people who can recite each car model and how much each costs. It took but a few seconds for me to classify them as major douche bags. Then I started thinking about other types of people who could fall into the douche- bag category. The list grew too long to put into this book, so I’ve only included the top six (if you’re wondering, Why six? Why not ten or fifty? you’re a round- number- loving douche bag). If you happen to do any of the things that are on this list, I hate to say it, but you’re grade-A, brother.

1) If you always buy a specific brand of hair- care product, such as a cream or gel, and refuse to use anything else, you’re a smelly douche bag.

2) If you have a person who waxes you, and you’re not a professional swimmer, you’re an overflowing douche bag.

3) If you’ve driven a Hummer outside of the military, you’re a sergeant douche bag. If you’re a chick who drives a Hummer, you’re a douche baguette.

4) If you do things to people while driving that you wouldn’t do while standing in a line, you’re a f*cking douche bag. Airport lines don’t count because pretty much everyone does foul shit at the airport. But if you do things driving that you wouldn’t regularly do in a line, such as cut someone off or give him the bird, I hate you. When I’m rolling around with my big, goofy, gangly ass, hip- hopping because one leg is shorter than the other, which makes me look like a seventies pimp with a severe case of polio, people don’t tend to f*ck with me. But in a car, man, everyone acts so tough. Could it be because I drive a beat- up Scion?

5) If you regularly carry condoms on you, you’re a douche bag. Unless you’re Chuck Liddell, you don’t need to walk around with condoms. I mean, come on, really? You carry condoms?

6) If you’ve ever tried to pick up a chick in church, you’re not a douche bag, but you’re going to hell. It’s admirable, but you’re taking a trip south when your ticket is up." - Forrest Griffin

- Triggernuts

Gasshole

So, every Friday I have a ritual of going to my corner gas station to refuel for the upcoming week. I've had no problems with their service in the past. I would pump my gas, walk to the counter, pay the lady, the lady would smile and say thank you, and that was that. The lady is not the friendliest person to ever live or anything, but since I purchase at their establishment routinely, she is aware that smiling and thanking me is a good choice for return business. This woman understands the whole business to client relationship. She understands that everytime I choose their station to refuel my vehicle, I am essentially helping her keep her job. It's not meant to demean anyone in anyway, but smart employee of any business should already be aware that this is all part of the business cycle. I work in an office but still understand that however I carry myself is a reflection of my work, which will inevitably keep me employed by the clients money.

I continue to frequent this gas station ever Friday expecting to have the routine transaction. Until just a few weeks ago, when I walk in to pay for my purchase... Enter, the new guy. Or what I like to call him, "GAS NAZI". Let me tell you, that the very first time I met gas nazi, I could tell that me and him would be arch enemies. So I walk in and say, "Good morning, pump # 3 please." ... no response ... "Hi sir, pump # 3 please." ... still nothing. See, I am generally a polite person ... but I only show respect to people that show respect in return. But I gave this guy the benefit of the doubt and thought, "Hey, hes new. Or maybe he didn't hear you." Making sure I spoke loud and clearly, I again said, "Excuse me sir, may I please pay for pump #3.".......... this motherfu*ker doesn't even look up! is this fuc*king guy def or some sh*t???? So then I just said, "YO, ARE YOU SLEEPING OR SOME SH*T??" ... thats when gas nazi looked up slowly. Let me tell you a little about gas nazi... let me break this sh*t down one time so you fully understand the situation. Gas nazi was a mid 40 to 50 year old man. He is grumpy the fu*k looking, and seems to hate his life. He had a screwface dude. He had an indian screwface that will haunt the sh*t out of you. You know when people have such thick as fu*k wrinkled eyebrows that it droops down and covers their eyes almost? This motherfu*ker had that sh*t. ANYWAYS, he looked up at me...with his drooped the fu*k out eyes and says, "How much?" ... mother effing... I'm thinking to myself, "Is this motherfu*ker def AND blind??" all that fu*king information is written in front of him on his computer! ... So I just say, "#3, fourty dollars. Thanks." ... He sighs and says, "yeah." ... What "yeah"??? "YEAH." And why the fu*k is he sighing???? All this ignoramous ass dude had to do was swipe my card and press ONE fu*king button! So I just took my card and left...

So today, I went to get gas, completely forgetting about gas nazi. So I walk up to the pump and press the button to select which grade of fuel I need. I dont know if you guys know this, but when you press that button it beeps inside where the gas station attendant is and they have to press a button on their end before you can start pumping gas. So I patiently wait and nothing...I don't know how long I waited but It was long enough for me to notice I had to wait. And I was the ONLY one at the station pumping gas! It wasn't even busy! I knew right then that the gas nazi was behind all of this. In my head I pictured him smiling and rubbing his hooves together thinking that he is the god of all gas. Finally I get to pump the gas. I walk in to pay for my fuel, and guess whos working? gas motherfu*king nazi is in the fu*king house. So I say, "#3 please." This motherfu*ker doesnt say anything AGAIN! He is reading some sh*t and doesnt even look up. It was getting late and the highway is a b*tch at that time so I had no time for this morons foolishness. I took his magazine and closed it and was like, "Do you not hear me?" So this dude looks at me like he wants to get froggy and sh*t. Man... I will sock the sh*t out of an old man. Don't get that sh*t twisted. I try to be good and all, but I will fuc*king uppercut you back to the middle fu*king east where that gas is being drilled out and make you walk back and pour that sh*t into my car. So he takes my card and swipes it and mumbles something. I didn't say anything from that point on cause I thought that motherfu*ker was putting spells on me and sh*t. For all I know hes some old man wizzard or witch like that old woman from Drag Me To Hell. I dont want to wake up and hes beside me at night mouth all wide open and sh*t looking scary.

So, Yeah. The moral of this story is, do your fu*king work. You don't even have to be proactive and sh*t. You can be lazy when there is time to be lazy, but when there is work to do, DO IT. It's the only way to progress as a human fu*king being. You dont like it? Then quit! Don't work half assed while I'm paying you, thats for motherfu*king sure. I don't care if youre a CEO, computer programmer, accountant, gas station attendant, janitor, squeegy kid... If im handing you my money, you better be ready to get your ass to work thats for motherfu*king sure. The only time you will feel fulfilled is when you know you are putting in effort. When you stop working hard, you stop reaching for a goal. It's what separates the successful to the gas nazis.

- Triggernuts

Im A Star

Jermih follows up with a pretty funny video.

- Triggernuts

It's my birthday...

xnay on these presents for my birthday
-hidden surveillance

Homegrown Talent: Part 2

Shad - The Old Prince Still Lives at Home

Damn... Universal Music Group disabled youtube embedding for this video, but it is seriously one of the craziest vids I've seen in a while.

CLICK HERE TO WATCH VIDEO

Just a taste:

Tell me that shiet doesn't pique your interest.

-MiS-

The Sun Is Shyninggg

I remember a time when Hip hop was that hard banging sh*t. None of that neon fruitcake softness. Shyne Po, one of the icons of our (real 80's babies) time, is almost out of the lockup...AND it looks like hes going to sign with none other than The Jigga Man.

"Here are some bits of info for you. Shyne is in N.I.C. (North Infirmary Command). From what I have been told, that is an area for “high profile people, such as celebrities.” The big man Jay-Z allegedly and reportedly went to visit Shyne last Friday. Shyne is with the state and at N.I.C. for his court hearings to see if they will let him out early. This is illy! I wonder! Hey, you know Jigga DOES NOT walk into a jail and not get noticed. I mean, this is all a rumor (wink, wink), but my sources are telling me this is 100% truth. Time will tell." - allhiphop.com

if you dont know.......



NOW YOU KNOW!

- Triggernuts

The Bullets Are Released

Bullet Aint Got No Names Vol 3 released today.

Listen to it HERE

- Triggernuts

You want fries with that Beef? Part 2 - Helpless

In the event that you missed Part 1 of my ultra rant, you can go back and read it here.  In that segment, I covered one of the main reasons why people (namely yourselves) just suck in general. Let's plow forward with this ass parade shall we?  

Helpless:

So here I am, surrounded by a world full of lethargic morons, who's only goals in life seemingly consist entirely of owning Blackberrys and wearing the tightest jeans ever created.  Fucking awesome.  What can be better than that?  Well, apparently, not only are most people clinically retarded, but they're self-destructive as well.  

In my youth, I was what can be considered a "good" person.  By my own God given nature, and the lessons taught to me during my youth, I thought it my duty to try my best to help those who asked for it.  At one point I even thought I could save the world....so to speak.  I'm not talking about anything big here, mind you.  It's not like I went around the city kidnapping drug addicts to help them through a rough and tumultuous rehab, or fighting off hordes of zombies to protect a haven of busty, promiscuously bi-sexual amazon princesses aching for the taste of man-meat.  No, these were simply small issues; issues that can normally fall to the way side in the grand scheme of life.  But that's where the issue lies.  The big problems are easy to deal with, aren't they?  I mean, you know exactly what needs to be done in those situations.  Diagnosed with Cancer?  Fight it to stay alive.  Someone pull a gun on you?  Well....that one varies, but once you start doing whatever it is you're doing, it gets pretty simple.  The big, obvious problems aren't where people fail themselves or society.  Rather, it's the small ones.  The boyfriend/girlfriend related bullshit, or the general "I don't know what to do with my life" problems.  

As shocking as it is, despite being out of highschool for more than a number of years, these problems still come up with mind boggling frequency.  You'd think, that after a number of years of "existence" that people will learn how to handle these situations.  Let's face it, life is pretty much just a seemingly infinite string of these little problems.  If you can't face or navigate your way through these issues, then you simply cannot navigate your way through life.  Surprise fucking surprise.  I'm actually quite shocked that more people don't kill themselves accidentally while getting out of bed.  

You see, in my vast experience, I've found that the people that look for help in these "situations" are simply looking for some type of validation.  Actual HELP need not apply, thanks.  Even if they are convinced that they want help, they won't actually follow through.  Once the emotions settle and the "urgency" of change have been swept away by time, they regress into their old, self destructive habits.  This is why people sleep with their ex's, or stay in abusive relationships.  Hell....this is why people drink, continue to drink, and sell their children to drink.  It's easy and comfortable....and sometimes its what they actually want.  Or at least what they think they want.  This, of course, all ties back to what I touched on in Part 1....how all of you idiots have the stupidest, most useless aspirations, and how humanity, as a whole, is a general waste of talent and potential.  Fantastic.  When the shit hits the fan, you ask for help, but you don't actually want it, do you?  You just want to hear some random bullshit that will somehow make your life easier.  You want some kind of quick and easy validation that you are a good person and that things will be cool in the end.  Well I have news for you: life sucks.  There are no easy answers, and there are no quick and painless ways through it.  You queers better knuckle up.  

Despite what you may think, this isn't one of those blog entries that will end with some kind of meaningful insight on this topic.  I'm in no way writing this to appeal to those of you reading who may find yourself in some kind of "distraught" minor situation, as I've mentioned in the paragraph above.  I'm not encouraging you, or trying to comfort you in any way.  You see, I've decided that the right thing to do is to stop giving a shit.  That's right.  Push this godawful world away.  Help should be given when it is asked for, yes....absolutely.  But once that help is given....once that person has been "taught how to fish" so to speak, then that's it.  Everyone should be given a chance to "know" how to fight the battle, but knowing and doing are two different things.  If you've been helped....if someone was kind enough to hold your hand through a hard situation, has helped you get back on your feet to the point where you can get your shit back together....yet you fall ass-backwards into the same bullshit hole that they found you in....then you can go fuck yourself.  Why?  Because if you dont' have the will or the strength to climb up that cliff, despite the tools and know-how you've been given, then you deserve to fall to your goddamn death.  

What you don't realize, you sack of crap you, is that the person helping you is making sacrifices of their own.  By breathing life back into you, they give up part of theirs.  Such is the symbiosis of life, and the relationships that we forge therein.  When someone reaches out to help you, they do so because they genuinely care.  When you regress, it's because you don't.  The only problem is that now you're not only wasting your life, but someone else's....and that's fucking inexcusable.  How many people have suffered because their friends or loved ones were weak, feable idiots?  The Buddhists refer to this as "releasing your ties to worldly matters"....but I call it cutting the fat.  These people are parasites in your life and should be discarded.  If you happen upon a youtube video of them committing suicide, then take comfort in the fact that they are now someone else's problem.  Yea, ok that's a little harsh, but you get the idea.....

-Jack the Stripper

Stupidity 101

This is what the world has come to. Genius over here decides to sue her college because SHE cant find a job. Welcome to the real fu*king world you moron. What the fu*k did she major in? BEING A JACKASS? minored in cant find a fu*king job 101??? The idiocy of people baffles me sometimes. She expects for her school to find HER a job. In what magic planet did this obviously moronic being come from to think that jobs are found FOR her. She needs to go back to school if her puny brain can't understand that simple process. The process of..hmm..lets just call it...LIFE! Doing things for yourself? oh no, that would just be silly. Being independant? thats crazy talk. Being lazy is one thing... but being lazy, not recognizing your laziness, AND blaming it on someone else... That's just goes above and beyond the definition of idiocy. Her incredible stupidity can't be put into words. If anything, they should fire the teachers and close down the school that she graduated from. Not because they cant find her a job, but because they awarded this fu*king fool a diploma in the first place.

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HAHAHAHA She needs Timayas determination



- Triggernuts

Homegrown Talent: Shad K - part 1

Hailing from London, Ontario... Mr. Shad K



"I'm that ill rap scholar never, sweat the finances
just taking out a bank loan as big as my campus
these MC's need to stop taking their chances
why scrap when you know my arms stronger than Lance's?
touring France with these mad rappers locked in their stances
they thought they had a move until I blocked their advances"

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK... this dude's strumming a guitar with some crazy wordplay

"even back in '82 my ultrasound was the jam"

More on Shad K to come.

-MiS-

Myyy Ninjas

Rick Yune is bringing the pain with Ninja Assasin. This movie looks badass for having such a corny name. From looking at this preview, The book of Eli has some competition as far as action goes.

- Triggernuts

Success VS Fail - Episode 1 : Six Year Old Dancers

On today's Episode on Success vs Fail: Jalen "Jstyles" Testerman VS Woni "The Grudge Drunken Styles" Choi ...

Jstyles


VS

Woni


Please take note :13 seconds into young Woni Chois routine where he appears to be dodging bullets from would be ghost bandits. If you listen carefully at :14 seconds in, you can even hear his own mothers fear of the said phantom bullets. Possibly to help him build the climax in fantasy of the dance routine? Possibly fear of him being a superstar and leaving home at such an early age?? ... Or perhaps... the more logical reason, fear that her son has just gone BATSHIT INSANE!

... You be the judge.

- Triggernuts