Random Thought: Walk It Out

I remember one time when I was walking in the underground path trying to get to union station. This was when I first started walking in that path so I used to get lost all the time. If anyone here is planning to learn that path, be my guest, but ill tell you this much... Bring a motherfu*king GPS or something because it was like walking in those damn maze puzzles you used to get with your happy meals at mcdonalds. You know the one where you try to draw a line from one end to the other and you keep getting blocked off and you're crying and sh*t and the fries in your mouth is falling out of your mouth and you're looking around for help and your eyes are watery and the salt from the fries stick to your eyelids and then it goes into your eyes and it hurts and you think you're dying and will need eyeball transplant..................ya like that. Anyways, I was TRYING to get to union station but I kept taking the wrong fu*king turn! It was only this day that I realized that I had the weirdest most wack as hell habit...EVERY TIME I would make a wrong turn, instead of just turning back quickly and acknowledging that I'm going the wrong direction, I would pretend my phone rang and I would pretend to look at it and do a slick little 180 to go the other direction. It was a quick little, "oh look someones calling me" do a turn and walk. Whats even more embarrassing to admit is that I did this while I made a little angry face acting like the pretend guy on the phone was the reason I was lost......I know some of you have done this in the past. DON'T LIE! If its not the cellphone trick, its the little check your watch trick, or check your shoelaces... no matter what the slick move is, its still weird. And you, like myself are a weird motherfu*ker. So stop it.

- Triggernuts