Crackology 101

I'm not saying this guys on crack, but this guy IS ON MUTHAFUCKIN CRACK!!!!

- Triggernuts

Almost

Click here to see the first episode of the Pacquaio vs Cotto 24/7. SICK STUFF! I love 24/7. (WAR PACQUIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

- Triggernuts

You Are Legend

So flu season is right around the corner. I know many of you have probably considered getting the H1N1 vaccine but are a little bit hesitant. It's ok to be wary of possible side effects, but make sure you are well informed. Don't NOT take if for being in fear of turning into a zombie like that Will Smith Movie. Most of you have probably heard of the cheerleader girl who claims to have gotten the vaccine and then developed "dystonia". For her sake, I hope this is all a hoax and that she is trully in good health. This is the original video of her news report:



After watching that clip...you be the judge if she is faking it or not. An undisclosed neurological doctor recently wrote this online with what he thinks of the situation:

"It is my professional opinion that this one's a hoax.

She's actually a bad actress (over-acting), and her "dystonia" is inconsistent.

If she's trying to sell this one off as some kind of "intention tremor" (cerebellar lesion, which still doesn't fit), her dysarthria should remain consistent regardless of whether or not she's running.

If she's trying to sell this off as some kind of DeNiro-esque "Awakenings"-style catatonia where she can retain certain motor functions (running, walking backwards) but not others, survey says: [X][X][X]. Does not fit.

A fixed brain lesion/insult is just that: fixed. It doesn't come and go. So let's just pretend that she suffered some kind of autoimmune reaction to the vaccine or some "toxicity" to some kind of vaccine preservative (the favored mechanism espoused by the tin-foil-hat crowd re: autism) that destroyed part of her motor cortex: again, fixed ataxia/choreoathetoid movement. Does not come and go.

And lastly, Guillain-Barre, a known/documented reaction to vaccines, this is completely NOT that.

The only other thing this can be is psychogenic/psychiatric, a type of hysteria/somatization/conversion disorder. Yeah...she's batty.

It just continually bewilders me that so many people are ready to point the finger at "the evil government" and "pharmaceutical conspiracies", but they're so willing to trust charlatans and malingerers."

I hope that the girl is faking it because dystonia looks really fucked up if it is how she portrays it to be, with that crazy shakira stuff. Anyways, if you DO NOT believe that her story is real, then let us all drop her banner a la Americas Best Dance Crew and watch THIS video together:



(i hope shes faking it. because if we all just laughed at this poor girl, then we are so going to hell. see you in hell! (from heaven of course))

- Triggernuts

Off Topic

What the hell is the deal with all of these goddamn vampires? Romantic vampires that sparkle, funny vampires in circuses, noble vampires fighting werewolves. What happened to zombies? Not romantic enough? They don't sparkle enough in the sunlight? I guess you can't cut yourself romantically to images of sexy zombies now could you?



Why do people drive the speed limit? Yes, I'm being serious. Unless you're a complete fucking newb to driving, why, as a fully rational adult, are you adhering to some random speed limit posted on a sign that may or may not have penises graffito-tagged onto it? And no...i'm not talking to you Mr/Mrs. "I go 5-10 over". I'm talking about the jackass (probably in a champagne corolla) going EXACTLY the limit. If you look closely enough, you'll see the condensate pouring out of his/her exhaust pipe. You know what that signifies? That the poor car hasn't seen any ACTUAL driving, and if it were a horse, it would be morbidly obese. So what is it? Safety? I fucking doubt it, cuz said retard doing the limit almost never signals and almost always rolls through stop signs. You wanna know my theory? They're doing the limit to piss you and me off. That's right. So go ahead, pass em by, cut them off...and make sure you give them and their children the finger while doing so. Fuck you champagne corolla....AND your ugly children.

Has anybody seen that show "Defying Gravity"? It's some drama type crap brought to you by the producer's of "Grey's Anatomy", which is fitting, because it's basically Grey's Anatomy in space. That show sucks...and if you watch it, you also suck.

I love the sausage biscuit sandwich thing from Tim Horton's.

You know what sucks? This sucks:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/091022/national/thief_catcher_charges
Basically, this grocer catches a theif and gets arrested for it. The defense for what can only be described as the proesecution of the "victim" in this crime, is that at the time the theif was caught, he wasn't committing a crime....my response is: Canada can suck my cock. Don't worry...I've learned my lesson from this. The next time I'm defending my home or my grocery store, I'll make sure I murder the theif, and splay his guts all over the room. If I'm gonna go to jail, I'm going in for murder. If anything, the splaying of the guts can be seen as a case for insanity...so given the ass-hated nature of our legal system, I'll be back on the streets in a matter of hours.

-Jack the Stripper

I like this episode!

THATS how you solve crimes.

- Triggernuts

It's Been A Long Time OBG - Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Aaliyah ft. Timbaland and dat crazy Chinese Muffahfahgah Jet Li - Try Again

"I’m in to you
You into me
But I can’t let it go
So easily
Not till I see
Whether this could be
eternity
Or just a week
You know our chemistry
Is off the chain
It’s perfect now
But will it change?
This ain’t a yes
This ain’t a no
Just do your thing
We’ll see how it goes"

-insert nickname here-

RIH RIH = HOTNESS

it's a goodlook.

- hidden surveillance

Biggie Cyrus

Big can make any track sound good.

- Triggernuts

Dont press the button on her face!

At exactly 1:15 of this video, the black lady decided to press the button on the asian womans face marked: "Release The Hounds" just like Mr. Burns has in his office. Or was that a punch?

NOTE: notice asian stevie wonderess in the seat in front of them looking annoyed as hell HAHA!

Lessons Learned?

1) DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT fight an asian woman who just finished doing groceries. In my brief time living near an Asian populated city, I have learned that Their temper is at a high after grocery shopping.

2) DO NOT threaten someone and say "they will not walk off of the bus in one piece" if you punch like you couldn't swat a fly to save your life. (the black girls punch at 1:15 only "activated" or "unlocked" if you may, the Asian womans childhood lessons in traditional martial arts. When the black girl hit her in the face, the Asian womans mind basically cut into a dream sequence of grabbing goldfish from wells, catching tea cups, and having god like splits that break bamboo+rope restraints. Here is what played in her head when she was punched in the face..music and all) ...



3) Dropkicks clear a crowd just as good as pepper spray. Note the area clears as the dropkicks are unleashed.

4) The most important lesson... Public transportation is a circus. A drivers license is almost like a ticket you purchase to watch the circus from the comfort of your own car, looking into the bus window.

- Triggernuts