Saturday, October 10, 2009

Dont press the button on her face!



At exactly 1:15 of this video, the black lady decided to press the button on the asian womans face marked: "Release The Hounds" just like Mr. Burns has in his office. Or was that a punch?

NOTE: notice asian stevie wonderess in the seat in front of them looking annoyed as hell HAHA!

Lessons Learned?

1) DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT fight an asian woman who just finished doing groceries. In my brief time living near an Asian populated city, I have learned that Their temper is at a high after grocery shopping.

2) DO NOT threaten someone and say "they will not walk off of the bus in one piece" if you punch like you couldn't swat a fly to save your life. (the black girls punch at 1:15 only "activated" or "unlocked" if you may, the Asian womans childhood lessons in traditional martial arts. When the black girl hit her in the face, the Asian womans mind basically cut into a dream sequence of grabbing goldfish from wells, catching tea cups, and having god like splits that break bamboo+rope restraints. Here is what played in her head when she was punched in the face..music and all) ...



3) Dropkicks clear a crowd just as good as pepper spray. Note the area clears as the dropkicks are unleashed.

4) The most important lesson... Public transportation is a circus. A drivers license is almost like a ticket you purchase to watch the circus from the comfort of your own car, looking into the bus window.

- Triggernuts

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