Tamil Vuitton

So i was driving to work today and i saw something that i have often wondered about for some time now. this may sound like a stereotype to a certain ethnic group...but im going to say it anyways because i know most of you have probably thought about this at one time or another. why is it that tamils LOVE to wear silk shirts that have drawings of samurais and other japanese characters on it? not only that, but why is it that they love to wear those pleather jackets that are meant to look like an "urban" brand. they wear those silly knockoff jackets that you can purchase at a convenient store. the sad thing is that im not even exaggerating...i have been to a convenient store that sells those jackets. you know the ones im talking about...the ones where its a scarface theme and tony montana sitting in a hot tub is stitched onto the back of the jacket... furthermore, the jackets take it up another notch in the fugly category by adding a giant logo in the back...not that there is anything wrong with logos mind you...but when it is trying to appear like another brand... especially a brand that isnt even expensive to buy in the first place like "EXCO?!?"...then there is something seriously wrong. heres a newsflash tamil guys... you can rejoice in the fact that you no longer have to buy the knockoffs for "exco" at a convenient store! apparently you can purchase these Haute Couture pieces at your local stitches and international! so no longer do you have to pinch those extra pennies so you can buy both pleather jacket AND gold tissuebox holders for the holidays! because you can buy the real "exco" AND keep your tissues warm without having to spend over 15 dollars!..ive also always wondered..for you guys that buy those pleather jackets at the convenient stores...how in the world do you NOT feel ridiculous when you go up to the counter to pay for your garnments????...i can only imagine the guy working in the store scanning your things..id imagine him to be like..."milk....bread...eggs....jacket?!?!...*shouts to the back* hey Jameel! we carry jackets now??!?". like, fu*k man...im not a fashion expert also..but why
buy jackets at the convenient store???? the same place where you buy your milk? seriously now...when you check the tag on the collar, instead of a size is there like a fu*king expiration date on it or some sh*t?? and does it not make you feel depressed to know that you can pay for your jacket, the thing that keeps your body warm in those cold days, with spare change??? who are you trying to be??? the rap mogul for homeless people??? come on now..just save that spare change and buy a jacket that wont disolve when rain touches it. imagine that? "hey Nabil, there is precipitation outside..dont wear the "AXCO" jacket..it may melt..with you inside it!...just wear your silk shirt! with the dragons on it!" (note: i know i didnt use proper punctuation. i was too lazy.)

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Abandoned Places

http://www.dirjournal.com/info/abandoned-places-in-the-world/

Fascinating stuff.

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Crackology 101

I'm not saying this guys on crack, but this guy IS ON MUTHAFUCKIN CRACK!!!!

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Almost

Click here to see the first episode of the Pacquaio vs Cotto 24/7. SICK STUFF! I love 24/7. (WAR PACQUIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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You Are Legend

So flu season is right around the corner. I know many of you have probably considered getting the H1N1 vaccine but are a little bit hesitant. It's ok to be wary of possible side effects, but make sure you are well informed. Don't NOT take if for being in fear of turning into a zombie like that Will Smith Movie. Most of you have probably heard of the cheerleader girl who claims to have gotten the vaccine and then developed "dystonia". For her sake, I hope this is all a hoax and that she is trully in good health. This is the original video of her news report:



After watching that clip...you be the judge if she is faking it or not. An undisclosed neurological doctor recently wrote this online with what he thinks of the situation:

"It is my professional opinion that this one's a hoax.

She's actually a bad actress (over-acting), and her "dystonia" is inconsistent.

If she's trying to sell this one off as some kind of "intention tremor" (cerebellar lesion, which still doesn't fit), her dysarthria should remain consistent regardless of whether or not she's running.

If she's trying to sell this off as some kind of DeNiro-esque "Awakenings"-style catatonia where she can retain certain motor functions (running, walking backwards) but not others, survey says: [X][X][X]. Does not fit.

A fixed brain lesion/insult is just that: fixed. It doesn't come and go. So let's just pretend that she suffered some kind of autoimmune reaction to the vaccine or some "toxicity" to some kind of vaccine preservative (the favored mechanism espoused by the tin-foil-hat crowd re: autism) that destroyed part of her motor cortex: again, fixed ataxia/choreoathetoid movement. Does not come and go.

And lastly, Guillain-Barre, a known/documented reaction to vaccines, this is completely NOT that.

The only other thing this can be is psychogenic/psychiatric, a type of hysteria/somatization/conversion disorder. Yeah...she's batty.

It just continually bewilders me that so many people are ready to point the finger at "the evil government" and "pharmaceutical conspiracies", but they're so willing to trust charlatans and malingerers."

I hope that the girl is faking it because dystonia looks really fucked up if it is how she portrays it to be, with that crazy shakira stuff. Anyways, if you DO NOT believe that her story is real, then let us all drop her banner a la Americas Best Dance Crew and watch THIS video together:



(i hope shes faking it. because if we all just laughed at this poor girl, then we are so going to hell. see you in hell! (from heaven of course))

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Off Topic

What the hell is the deal with all of these goddamn vampires? Romantic vampires that sparkle, funny vampires in circuses, noble vampires fighting werewolves. What happened to zombies? Not romantic enough? They don't sparkle enough in the sunlight? I guess you can't cut yourself romantically to images of sexy zombies now could you?



Why do people drive the speed limit? Yes, I'm being serious. Unless you're a complete fucking newb to driving, why, as a fully rational adult, are you adhering to some random speed limit posted on a sign that may or may not have penises graffito-tagged onto it? And no...i'm not talking to you Mr/Mrs. "I go 5-10 over". I'm talking about the jackass (probably in a champagne corolla) going EXACTLY the limit. If you look closely enough, you'll see the condensate pouring out of his/her exhaust pipe. You know what that signifies? That the poor car hasn't seen any ACTUAL driving, and if it were a horse, it would be morbidly obese. So what is it? Safety? I fucking doubt it, cuz said retard doing the limit almost never signals and almost always rolls through stop signs. You wanna know my theory? They're doing the limit to piss you and me off. That's right. So go ahead, pass em by, cut them off...and make sure you give them and their children the finger while doing so. Fuck you champagne corolla....AND your ugly children.

Has anybody seen that show "Defying Gravity"? It's some drama type crap brought to you by the producer's of "Grey's Anatomy", which is fitting, because it's basically Grey's Anatomy in space. That show sucks...and if you watch it, you also suck.

I love the sausage biscuit sandwich thing from Tim Horton's.

You know what sucks? This sucks:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/091022/national/thief_catcher_charges
Basically, this grocer catches a theif and gets arrested for it. The defense for what can only be described as the proesecution of the "victim" in this crime, is that at the time the theif was caught, he wasn't committing a crime....my response is: Canada can suck my cock. Don't worry...I've learned my lesson from this. The next time I'm defending my home or my grocery store, I'll make sure I murder the theif, and splay his guts all over the room. If I'm gonna go to jail, I'm going in for murder. If anything, the splaying of the guts can be seen as a case for insanity...so given the ass-hated nature of our legal system, I'll be back on the streets in a matter of hours.

-Jack the Stripper

I like this episode!

THATS how you solve crimes.

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