40 fucks

One of my favorite movie monologues of all time. If you weren't counting he said fuck 40 times in 5 minutes give or take a fuck or two, and if you stupid fucks don't get what he's trying to say let me break it down for you. you mother fuckers can play the blame game all you want but in the end you only have yourself to blame. "blame it on the a-a-a-a-" no Jamie "piece of shit" fox, you don't blame it on the alcohol. that's just a fucking excuse to do stupid shit. we all know that you fully know what you are doing but you say alcohol made you do it. the only fucking thing alcohol made you do was yak on the fucking floor. if you can't control your liquor then drink some alcoholic free water with a side of lime.

"I'm fat because I have a gland problem." No you fat fuck you're fat because you choose to be fat. sitting on the couch eating ruffles with a side of Doritos. Get the fuck off the couch and be active. Playing the Wii does not count. Go outside, ride a bike, take a walk, go fuck a sheep at least you're moving.

"Oh my gawd i have no money" It's because you spent all your fucking money, you dumb piece of shit. Don't buy shit you can't afford then at the end of the month you complain like your life is over. if you saved up to pay in full you wouldn't be running into this dilemma now would we? There's always an exception to this rule. i.e. necessities. No your fucking xbox is not a necessity. No that handbag is not a necessity.

I can go on and on but i'll stop it there. like i said there are execptions to this rule of the blame game. Say some dude is walking down the street minding his own businessand some mother fucker shoots him in the face. Is it his fault that he was that fat fuck with the "gland " problem taking my advise to go out for a walk and he's not fast enough to dodge a bullet? Nope. It's the fault of the guy who sold the guy the gun who then sold it to another guy who then sold it to the mother fucker who shot the fatty. can't blame the gun. " guns dont' kill people, people kill people " - The gospel according to DMX

i dont' know where i'm going with this. haha i'm guilty of the things i just said. i've blamed others for my misfortunes. whenever life's a bitch i watch this video. . blame osama, blame the koreans, blame the squigee kids blame whoever but really there is nobody to blame but yourself. Michael Jackson hit it dead on when he said.... no not bad.... no not thriller... no not jamon.... well maybe jamon but when he said " if you want to make the world a better place take a look at yourself and make a change" JAMON LEE!!!!

i was trying to say fuck 40 times in this blog. i don't know if i made it. so just to make sure. fuckity fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck. fuck fuck shit fuck piss fuck fuck.....FUCK ALL OF YOU.no actully FUCK ME!!!

-mad slick aka dr aqua fresh aka big jennifer garner aka tim russel I'M NOT FINISHED aka cream of wheat aka half an onion bagel aka ca... ca... with a c not with a k ... carl