Sometimes, Understanding Life Is So Weezyyy

If you are like me, then you are always pondering the great mysteries of life and happiness. Well my friend, you need not look any further for I will share with you MY guide to happiness. It's simple really. It's a 4 step way of living your life... or should i say understanding yourself... Here are the points that will lead you to a successful happy life:

4. Stop caring about what other people are doing - This one is self explanatory TO ME... but to you drama motherfu*king people out there who cant grasp this simple concept and just HAVE to get into everyone's business...this means to MIND YOUR MOTHERFU*KING BUSINESS. If it does not affect your life in some way, just let it be. Trust me, this rule will improve your life tenfold.

3. Always have a goal - This can be any goal. It can be in education, physical improvement, even monetary. Whatever your goal is isn't even important. As long as you have a goal, you have a purpose to wake up in the morning and know that you have something you havn't overcome yet. This thought process alone will either make you or break you. But these points arent for the weak, so if you are the latter, then you should stop reading right now. As a matter of fact, get the hell off of our page you useless sack of waste.

2. Live for the day - Ok relax cool guy. Take that cigarette box out of your Tshirt sleeve. This point doesn't mean to act like James Dean or Fonzy or some sh*t. This point basically means to have your goals in mind, but at the same time don't let the path to your goals blind you from what is in your face right now. In the words of Bruce, "Don't think! FEEL! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."

1. The number one thing that I GUARANTEE will bring ANY heterosexual individual happiness? - You guessed it. Sift through all of the garbage and finally find that one other person that compliments you.

OR you can search for lifes treasure on Weezys face. I think the map leads to some kind of jewel protected by a lobster in the forehead region.

YOUNG MOOOLAAHHHH BEYYBEHH


- Triggernuts