I'll tell you what time it is

So a coworker of mine just asked me for the time. I told him I dont have a watch. Hes like..."HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A WATCH???" ... I'm thinking to myself... what the hell do you mean how can I not have a watch??? how can YOU not have a watch! you're asking ME for the time you fuc*ing scumbag. I'm not the one asking what time it is! What a stupid motherfu*ker this guy is. I hate when people do that sh*t. Like this one time this dude who will remain nameless asked me for a ride somewhere. I was like, "sorry I have no gas." And hes like, "HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE ANY GAS??"... well... HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A FU*KING CAR YOU MOTHERFU*KER!??? Tell me that! Fu*king leech on society I swear to god. Or maybe they are just genuinely stupid. Either case, if you are one of these people, just know that you are a mongrel and that you are hated.

- Triggernuts