Idiocy.

Remember Snuggies? That stupid invention where they took a bathrobe and decided to extend the bottom and wear it backwards. That was a stupid creation right? Yes it was. But just when you think that humans couldnt conjure up a brainless scheme one step more idiotic to make a quick buck...A CONTENDER ARRIVES! *drum rolls* From the creators of nothing else useful, & the advocates of useless inventions comes...*trumpets play* "BAGGNS"!

"BAGG'NStm
one pair of pants
giving the 'illusion' of sagging.
Two waistbands
(wear one belt, two, or none),
two sets of front pockets,
a 14" zipper and
two extra large pockets on the rear:
sagger's paradise."

WOW! What an invention!! Not only can you wear your pants "saggy", you can wear them sagging while NOT sagging! WOWWW!!!! I know what I want for Christmas! These guys should get an award of some sort! Picture this guys... youre in a party, the music is bumpin, the club is packed ... now only if you could get the ladies attention some how... only if your pants had that extra unf of sag to it...

PROBLEM SOLVED! you can now dance with that extra sag WITHOUT having to really sag your pants! And check out the second set of belt loops! Woahhh COOOOLLL!!!! Because god forbid you get caught with having only ONE belt on! You would just look silly! You only have one belt on?? pshhhh...get with the fashion lame-o! Didn't you know the new style is to hold your belt up with ANOTHER belt! Get with the times man. And never fear ladies, BAGGNS hasn't forgot about you!

What says "sexy" more than looking like a complete moron? NOTHING thats what! I don't know about you guys but the first thing I make sure my lady has are stupid looking pants! No stupid pants? No love!! Mothers day around the corner? Don't know what to get her? Don't be stupid! BAGGNS ofcourse! I know when I visit my mom, I like to know that she has what appears to be 2 pairs of pants on at the same time!So youre thinking, "But Trigger, Im a more douchebag type of guy! I like to wear cardigans in the summer and hippy clothing! Do they have something for me??" ... OH you stupid as*hole, ofcourse BAGGNS does! Check this out!!! Now you can look like a douchebag hybrid! You can continue looking like a queer AND a fake gangster!

At BAGGNS, diversity is a big plus. They want to be a worldwide success. I mean, check out dances with wolves pants. Ask any lady in his reservation and they will tell you the same thing. Hes a stud!
Thanks BAGGNS for making our world a little bit gayer, a little bit more idiotic, and alot more saggy!

Michael Russell Peters Jackson loves the BAGGNS.

...F*CK

- Triggernuts