A Warning....

To the sack-gargling shit pie that tried to turn left INTO me last night....I issue you this warning:

If I ever see you or your white A4/A5 again, I will rip your fucking door off, pull you out of your seat, and proceed to rape you with my forearm. My fist will go so far up your ass that you will begin burping farts, and the blood vessels in your eyeballs will burst and release shit-filled molecules into your eye fluid. I look forward to our next encounter.

-Jack the Stripper